I’m thinking of selling a new ebook.

The title:

“The Secret Secret that Secret People Behind The Secret Secretly Wanted Kept Secret”

It’s only four pages:

1) If you want to win the lottery…

2) … get off your ass and buy a ticket!

3) And, if you want anything other than a lottery ticket…

4) … don’t play the lottery!

I think I’ll sell it for $997 (if it’s that expensive it MUST be good!)

If that formula doesn’t give you the results you want, you can come to my $2,495 weekend workshop where you will:

a) Hear my 4 second keynote speach, entitled (and comprised entirely of me asking): “Which part of the book was confusing to you?”

b) Walk over to hot coals (that are cooking food)

And if THAT doesn’t work, you can sign up for my $14,995 year-long mentorship program, where you will:

a) Give me $14,995

b) After 12 months, be invited to a Secret group that will be offered the exclusive opportunity to give me another $14,995

c) Repeat b

Who’s in?!