I’m thinking of selling a new ebook.
“The Secret Secret that Secret People Behind The Secret Secretly Wanted Kept Secret”
It’s only four pages:
1) If you want to win the lottery…
2) … get off your ass and buy a ticket!
3) And, if you want anything other than a lottery ticket…
4) … don’t play the lottery!
I think I’ll sell it for $997 (if it’s that expensive it MUST be good!)
If that formula doesn’t give you the results you want, you can come to my $2,495 weekend workshop where you will:
a) Hear my 4 second keynote speach, entitled (and comprised entirely of me asking): “Which part of the book was confusing to you?”
b) Walk over to hot coals (that are cooking food)
And if THAT doesn’t work, you can sign up for my $14,995 year-long mentorship program, where you will:
a) Give me $14,995
b) After 12 months, be invited to a Secret group that will be offered the exclusive opportunity to give me another $14,995
c) Repeat b