If positive thinking is supposed to be so powerful that it can bend the molecules of the universe to its will, magnetize money, eradicate disease, overpower anyone else who wants the same thing you do, and otherwise exert more control over the external world than all other forces combined…
Then why is it such a wimp in the face of “negativity?”
Why is saying to a positive thinker, “You’re a delusional narcissist” kryptonite to positivity’s Superman?
If being positive is so uplifting that it gets you a better job, improves all your relationships, and alters your physiology to make you impervious to anything shy of a nuclear bomb suppository, then why do you need to protect it like the Bubble Boy in a Swine Flu farm by running away from anyone who might brush up against your rosy attitude?
Positivity, it seems, is the 98-pound weakling at the beach.
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