Category: manifestation
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Add this to my 11 year history of alien abduction
Must be something I ate, ’cause I’m still on a writin’ roll (and using lot’s o’ apostrophes). I have a flyer that I got 25 years ago. It was for some transformational workshop. I can’t tell you what it was for because “have” means that it’s packed away in a box with other stuff I’ve…
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Sitting in a room all alone
For years, I’ve had a fantasy about being able to write a SHORT blog post. Well, today is that day! I just saw an ad for a Law of Attraction workshop, and all I could think was: If the LOA REALLY worked, then why would the guy need to advertise? If he REALLY believed in…
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How to be successful in anything… finally, the truth revealed!
From the “I couldn’t have said it better myself” department comes the following, thanks to Saturday Night Live. While this video is about manifesting a particular goal — picking up women — I’m sure you’ll see how to apply this to whatever you’re trying to get. For extra credit, fill in the blanks: To become…
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I think I can’t. I think I can’t. Oh… oops, I was wrong.
From the “I couldn’t have said it better” department comes this op-ed from Barbara Ehrenreich that was in the New York Times on the 24th of September. Lifted, verbatim, with great appreciation… The Power of Negative Thinking GREED — and its crafty sibling, speculation — are the designated culprits for the financial crisis. But another,…
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Attractive ways to attract attraction-attracting attractiveness
It’s getting worse. When I last wrote about “attraction,” I was getting maybe 3-4 emails a week telling me how I could attract whatever it was I wanted — sex, money, sexy money. Now it’s 3-4 per DAY. Clearly, I’m attracting these emails. Otherwise why would they show up in my inbox? It must be…
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Shoot me. Shoot me now! Why? It’s beyond a secret.
Let me sum up the following post in one word: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! If you can’t figure out from incisive and condensed comment what I’m talking about, I’ll elaborate (but only a bit, because I’m low on oxygen from screaming at the top of my lungs for the last 5 minutes). I’ve said before that the surest…
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You can be Tony Robbins!
How’s this for a reality show: You can be the next Tony Robbins! Now the question is: Is this a show about becoming a self-help teacher or the freakiest makeover show ever on television? Then answer is actually… wait for it… motivational speaker. And this isn’t just an idea. This was a real show called…
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Semper Ube Sub Ube
From the Latin… Translation (kinda): Always Wear UnderWear Twice today someone asked me, “But if you feel confident and visualize getting what you want, don’t you believe that you will, at least, increase the probability that you’ll get it?” The shortest answer I came up with was: No. The longer version is this story: I…
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You can have ANYTHING you want… NOT!
I’ve tried, I’ve really tried. I’ve tried to be removed from every mailing list that sends me emails which make me scream. I’ve even set up filters to automatically trash email that comes in with subject lines that make my blood turn into liquid nitrogen at room temperature (a.k.a. “boil”). But, like messages that will…
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In fact, I DON’T want to ATTRACT anything to me
If I get one more email with information about how to Attract more money, more clients, the right relationship, a better job, a new car, or anything else for that matter, I think I’m going to scream (actually, I just got THREE of them, which made me scream, and then write this post). Here’s another…
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Okay, Oprah, let’s settle this once and for all…
Have questions or having trouble manipulating the atoms in the universe with your thoughts? Well, Oprah feels your pain and is going to do a show just for people like you. But rather than merely attracting guests by seeing, believing and receiving, she’s actively soliciting people who, for some reason, can’t make the UNIVERSAL LAW…
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Hoping to be a successhole
I’m on a linguistic role. Here’s my new submission for addition into the lexicon: Successhole (suc·cess·hole; pronounciation: \sÉ™k-ˈses-(h)Ål\). noun. A person who, upon achieving some dramatic change in status or income makes it abundantly clear that s/he thinks this change is primarily a result of her/his actions and discounts the role of luck, chance, and…
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Manifrustration
I’m proposing a new word for the English language: Manifrustration (man·i·frus·tra·tion ; pronunciation: \ËŒma-nÉ™-frÉ™s-ˈtrÄ-shÉ™n\) Noun. 1) The unhappiness associated with not getting what you want after attempting to influence the universe with your thoughts 2) The displeasure that occurs when the manifestation “master” says you haven’t gotten what you want because there’s something wrong with…