{"id":70,"date":"2008-04-30T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/70\/mike-myers-as-the-love-guru-is-the-root-of-all-evil\/"},"modified":"2008-04-30T15:49:21","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T21:49:21","slug":"mike-myers-as-the-love-guru-is-the-root-of-all-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/70\/mike-myers-as-the-love-guru-is-the-root-of-all-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"Mike Myers (as The Love Guru) is the root of all evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Twenty-some years ago, on The Tonight Show (when Johnny was still hosting), comedian Bill Maher did a few minutes of insightful political humor, and then stopped and added this joke: &#8220;Ahhh, who am I to think I can change the world? I mean, I&#8217;m no folk singer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There was more to that joke than a good laugh at uber-serious guys and gals with acoustic guitars who could use a shower.<\/p>\n<p>Contrary to the idea that laughing at someone or something can diminish their\/its power, I think that when we laugh at something it lessens <strong>our<\/strong> charge about the issue. I think the more we laugh about it the more we dismiss it as unimportant.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why Mike Myers (yes, &#8220;Austin Powers&#8221; Mike Myers) is the root of all evil.<\/p>\n<p>Mike&#8217;s upcoming movie is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovegurumovie.com\/\" title=\"Mike Myers's The Love Guru\" target=\"_blank\">The Love Guru<\/a> where he plays an American boy who was raised by gurus in India (similar to being raised by wolves in Alaska, but with better food and more dirt), and then &#8220;comes back to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality&#8221; as Guru Pitka.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that his motives are, at least, transparent and honest, unlike many of those whose footsteps he follows.<\/p>\n<p>The better news is that if the movie is half as funny as the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/theloveguru\" target=\"_blank\">material they&#8217;ve put out to advertise the movie<\/a>, it&#8217;ll be HYSTERICAL.<\/p>\n<p>And now you might be getting the hint about why, once again, Mike Myers is the root of all evil.<\/p>\n<p>By getting everyone to laugh at the techniques that &#8220;gurus&#8221; (self-help, spiritual and business) have used for decades to help us become detached from our <strike>egos<\/strike> wallets, in the name of some nebulous thing called &#8220;growth,&#8221; we may become even LESS critical of people who make untenable promises of &#8220;personal advancement&#8221; with the help of meaningless acronyms (e.g. they say &#8220;fear&#8221; = false evidence appearing real&#8230; but I think should be: &#8220;F*%k! &#8216;ere are rattlesnakes!&#8221;) and dopey aphorisms turned into playing cards, screen savers, and needlepoint wall hangings (Like: &#8220;Enjoy the journey and not the goal&#8221;&#8230; something you would only think to tell yourself if you&#8217;re having a crappy trip and aren&#8217;t near a rest stop, let alone Disney World).<\/p>\n<p>So, even with Guru Pitka&#8217;s melodious voice (which is a better Deepak Chopra impression than Deepak Chopra does!), and his more useful teachings (rather than Sanskrit, his mantra is Hungarian: Mariska Hargitay, which, if you repeat it often enough will land you a part in an NBC crime drama), he may help make New Age nonsense seem even <strong>more<\/strong> meaningful!<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I&#8217;m willing to bet, right now, that after this movie comes out, the average &#8220;spiritual&#8221; reviewer will completely miss that Myers is skewering the self-help and spiritual biz and, instead, they&#8217;ll say things like, &#8220;Not only is Mike Myers funny, but he&#8217;s teaching the TRUTH!&#8221; Non-dual fans will drool over themselves (wait, have we just discovered a new teaching &#8212; non-drool-ism?) with the idea that Guru Pitka is introducing Ramana Maharshi&#8217;s &#8220;Who am I?&#8221; teaching to a whole new generation!<\/p>\n<p>There could, though, be a silver-ish lining to the (hopeful-if-hysterical) popularity of The Love Guru. Let me explain:<\/p>\n<p>Back when I would host comedy shows, I would sometimes open the show by doing every &#8220;hack&#8221; old joke I could think of (e.g. Here&#8217;s one that was told in Vaudeville houses and still shows up in comedy clubs: A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, &#8220;Hey, rabbit, do you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?&#8221; &#8220;Never,&#8221; answers the rabbit. So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d do this to punish the comics who would come on later and who relied on these old jokes rather than writing their own material. They&#8217;d tell the joke and instead of a laugh, they&#8217;d have the entire audience just staring at them, wondering why the guy was stealing material from the host (full disclosure: I stopped doing this technique because I didn&#8217;t want anyone who didn&#8217;t understand satire to think *I* was just another hack comic who relied on 80 year-old material).<\/p>\n<p>Well, Guru Pitka seems to be a walking Best Of&#8230; Old Trite Spiritual Teaching Stories. He has more &#8220;borrowed&#8221; material than the Chicken Soup books (which, btw, are ALL borrowed material). If we&#8217;re lucky, Pitka\/Myers&#8217; telling these stories will force the gang on the self-help circuit to write some new (I&#8217;m not too naive to hope for true)  stories. But, if the gang proves to be as creative as they have been for 100+ years (did you know that the &#8220;teachings&#8221; from The Secret came from a book that&#8217;s almost 100 years old?), instead we&#8217;ll have a gaggle of gurus introducing their stupid stories with, &#8220;And as Guru Pitka said in The Love Guru&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All that said, I can&#8217;t wait to see the movie and nothing I said above will stop me from laughing &#8212; even at times where I&#8217;m the only one, no doubt &#8212; and thanks to The Love Guru, my new spiritual practice will be doing prostrations to Justin Timberlake, who is&#8230; well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/theloveguru\" target=\"_blank\">go here<\/a> to see for yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twenty-some years ago, on The Tonight Show (when Johnny was still hosting), comedian Bill Maher did a few minutes of insightful political humor, and then stopped and added this joke: &#8220;Ahhh, who am I to think I can change the world? 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