{"id":51,"date":"2008-01-22T10:52:05","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T16:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/51\/hoping-to-be-a-successhole\/"},"modified":"2008-01-22T10:52:05","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T16:52:05","slug":"hoping-to-be-a-successhole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/51\/hoping-to-be-a-successhole\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoping to be a successhole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on a linguistic role.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my new submission for addition into the lexicon:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Successhole<\/strong> (<span class=\"variant\">suc\u00c2\u00b7cess<\/span><span class=\"variant\">\u00c2\u00b7hole; pronounciation: <\/span><span class=\"pronchars\">\\s\u00c9\u2122k-<span class=\"unicode\">\u00cb\u02c6<\/span>ses-<\/span><span class=\"pronchars\"><span class=\"unicode\"><\/span>(h)\u00c5\u008dl<\/span><span class=\"pronchars\">\\). <em>noun<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A person who, upon achieving some dramatic change in  status or income makes it abundantly clear that s\/he thinks this change is  primarily a result of her\/his actions and discounts the role of luck, chance,  and the myriad other factors that had much more to do with it;<\/li>\n<li>A person who  can&#8217;t help but tell you how they achieved some goal through the practice of  influencing the particles of the universe with their thought, intention,  vibration, manifestation, or some other unmeasurable characteristic (e.g. Jim  won the lottery and now he&#8217;s such a successhole about how he &#8220;attracted it.&#8221;  It&#8217;s the LOTTERY, Jim!);<\/li>\n<li>Someone whose attainments should engender awestruck gratitude, but instead, continues to bitch and moan about petty things and  insists on doing complicate restaurant check math so as not too pay an extra  $1.00.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><strong>Related:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sucksassful<\/strong> (<span class=\"variant\">sucks\u00c2\u00b7ass<\/span><span class=\"variant\">\u00c2\u00b7ful; pronounciation: <\/span><span class=\"pronchars\">\\s\u00c9\u2122k-<span class=\"unicode\">\u00cb\u02c6as<\/span>&#8211;<\/span><span class=\"pronchars\">f\u00c9\u2122l<\/span><span class=\"pronchars\"><\/span><span class=\"pronchars\">\\ or, in certain areas <\/span><span class=\"pronchars\">\\s\u00c9\u2122k-<span class=\"unicode\">\u00cb\u02c6<\/span>ses-<\/span><span class=\"pronchars\">f\u00c9\u2122l<\/span><span class=\"pronchars\">\\<\/span><span class=\"pronchars\"> ).<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><span class=\"pronchars\"><em>Noun <\/em><\/span>&#8211; The unpleasant emotions one  experiences upon discovering that achieving a long-desired goal has not  delivered the imagined and anticipated happiness. (e.g. If I wasn&#8217;t spending all those years visualizing becoming successful, I could have been having fun&#8230; instead of having spent all my weekends in workshops and now being sucksassful)<\/li>\n<li><em>Adjective<\/em> &#8211; The achievement of a goal that results in the above-described experience (e.g. La-dee-da, I&#8217;m a sucksasful millionaire. Now shoot me, please.)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on a linguistic role. Here&#8217;s my new submission for addition into the lexicon: Successhole (suc\u00c2\u00b7cess\u00c2\u00b7hole; pronounciation: \\s\u00c9\u2122k-\u00cb\u02c6ses-(h)\u00c5\u008dl\\). noun. A person who, upon achieving some dramatic change in status or income makes it abundantly clear that s\/he thinks this change is primarily a result of her\/his actions and discounts the role of luck, chance, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20,8,22,7,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-manifestation","category-new-age","category-new-word","category-self-improvement","category-the-secret"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}