{"id":31,"date":"2007-05-30T00:43:54","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T06:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/31\/how-to-make-anybody-do-anything\/"},"modified":"2007-05-30T00:43:54","modified_gmt":"2007-05-30T06:43:54","slug":"how-to-make-anybody-do-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/31\/how-to-make-anybody-do-anything\/","title":{"rendered":"How to make anybody do anything&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can make anybody do anything for as long as I want, and so can you.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Think of the goofy thing you want them to do. If you can&#8217;t think of any, here&#8217;s a quick list that might give you some ideas&#8230;\n<ul>\n<li>Go to a specific building every week (or more)<\/li>\n<li>Speak or sing in a language they don&#8217;t understand<\/li>\n<li>Wear unusual clothing<\/li>\n<li>Place their bodies in uncomfortable positions<\/li>\n<li>Breathe heavily for long periods of time<\/li>\n<li>Give away rent and\/or food money<\/li>\n<li>Hang out with people they don&#8217;t like<\/li>\n<li>Spend inordinate amounts of time attending to something like breathing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Convince them that by doing any of the above, they will eventually get something that they want. For example&#8230;\n<ul>\n<li>Lasting and total happiness<\/li>\n<li>More money than you would ever want to spend<\/li>\n<li>A partner who is &#8220;perfect for you&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>No longer having unpleasant thoughts or feelings<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>What makes this technique so deceptively simple is, well, simple.<\/p>\n<p>And that is, no amount of #1 will ever produce #2&#8230; because nothing will reliably produce #2.<\/p>\n<p>But, as long as we believe #2 is possible, we&#8217;ll be suseptible to doing #1&#8217;s, especially when someone with seeming authority assures us that #1 leads to #2.<\/p>\n<p>If you think this technique may not work, you can use <strong>THE FINAL GOAL<\/strong> for your #2 &#8212; Tell them they will get EVERYTHING they want&#8230; after they die!<br \/>\nI assure you that when you can convince people in the Final Goal, you can get anyone to do anything for as long as you want. Amazingly, it&#8217;s often easier to convince people of The Final Goal than of the usual #2&#8217;s (because there&#8217;s no way they can disprove your theory!)<br \/>\nIf you convinced people you knew how to get The Final Goal (or have a really good #2), what would you get them to do to &#8220;get there?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can make anybody do anything for as long as I want, and so can you. Here&#8217;s how: Think of the goofy thing you want them to do. If you can&#8217;t think of any, here&#8217;s a quick list that might give you some ideas&#8230; Go to a specific building every week (or more) Speak or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3,7,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gurus","category-psychology","category-self-improvement","category-spiritual-growth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}