I’m thinking of selling a new ebook.<\/p>\n
The title:<\/p>\n
“The Secret Secret that Secret People Behind The Secret Secretly Wanted Kept Secret”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n It’s only four pages:<\/p>\n 1) If you want to win the lottery…<\/p>\n 2) … get off your ass and buy a ticket!<\/p>\n 3) And, if you want anything other than a lottery ticket…<\/p>\n 4) … don’t play the lottery!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n I think I’ll sell it for $997 (if it’s that expensive it MUST be good!)<\/p>\n If that formula doesn’t give you the results you want, you can come to my $2,495 weekend workshop where you will:<\/p>\n a) Hear my 4 second keynote speach, entitled (and comprised entirely of me asking): “Which part of the book was confusing to you?”<\/p>\n b) Walk over to hot coals (that are cooking food)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n And if THAT doesn’t work, you can sign up for my $14,995 year-long mentorship program, where you will:<\/p>\n a) Give me $14,995<\/p>\n b) After 12 months, be invited to a Secret group that will be offered the exclusive opportunity to give me another $14,995<\/p>\n c) Repeat b<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Who’s in?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m thinking of selling a new ebook. The title: “The Secret Secret that Secret People Behind The Secret Secretly Wanted Kept Secret” It’s only four pages: 1) If you want to win the lottery… 2) … get off your ass and buy a ticket! 3) And, if you want anything other than a lottery ticket… […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gurus","category-self-improvement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sashen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}