Seriously, don’t tell anyone about this…
I’m thinking of selling a new ebook.
The title:
“The Secret Secret that Secret People Behind The Secret Secretly Wanted Kept Secret”
It’s only four pages:
1) If you want to win the lottery…
2) … get off your ass and buy a ticket!
3) And, if you want anything other than a lottery ticket…
4) … don’t play the lottery!
I think I’ll sell it for $997 (if it’s that expensive it MUST be good!)
If that formula doesn’t give you the results you want, you can come to my $2,495 weekend workshop where you will:
a) Hear my 4 second keynote speach, entitled (and comprised entirely of me asking): “Which part of the book was confusing to you?”
b) Walk over to hot coals (that are cooking food)
And if THAT doesn’t work, you can sign up for my $14,995 year-long mentorship program, where you will:
a) Give me $14,995
b) After 12 months, be invited to a Secret group that will be offered the exclusive opportunity to give me another $14,995
c) Repeat b
Who’s in?!
April 12th, 2007 at 8:16 am
*waving hand frantically*
Me! Me! Me!
Love you,
Ann
April 15th, 2007 at 8:36 am
The Secret was mocked on Boston Legal the other day and having stumbled onto the Secret website previously I thought I’d check out it’s ranking on Amazon… #1! A whole ploethera of other “If you dream it, it will come” books are extremely popular.
You, too, Can buy my new e-book “The Real Secret- In The Gutter:
Stories of Failed Enterprises and People Who Went Nowhere!”
NOW! just $39.99
and I throw in a copy of
“The Untold Secret - 22 Tales of Wild Accidental and Unplanned Success- and How to Bank On Shear Luck” for Free if you Act now..
You Know, Hundreds of entreprenuers have used the techniques in these books to accomplish amazing results!
How An Emotional Sense of Fairness Interferes with Our Ability To Have More Now…
http://www.princeton.edu/pr/pwb/03/1208/7a.shtml
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:11 pm
You could add a “train the trainer” program where you teach others to deliver your materials. I know I want to become a disciple. Or at least maybe I can volunteer at your events. I realize I won’t get paid. But I can learn through osmosis while you pull in the dough, in the hopes (not reality of course) that I too can replicate your success.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Actually, I want to do a book about FAILURES… since you can learn more about success from how someone went from $100,000/week to ZERO than you can from hearing their mythology about how they got to $100,000 in the first place.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
i am always a sucker for this kind of things… so count me in.
but wait… let me first gather the money - 997+2495+14995+14995 = 33,482…
well… how about having a second offering after the life i have, after my ‘this’ after-life?
January 16th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
lol i say that to people all the time…by the way i dont know you im just sum random person…goodbye!!hahahaha